Suck me, bitches.
My first boyfriend, his name is food. My second boyfriend is named food also. My third boyfriend is named food too. One lives in my stomach, one lives in my refrigerator and one lives at the store waiting for me. They’re always there for me, when I’m sad, depressed or happy. I love you food.
hahaha i have one more boyfriend. Delicious men. (that doesn’t make sense grammatically..)